I remember standing in the garden of a lovely mid-century detached in Upper Slaughter back in ’98, watching a young couple look absolutely gutted because they couldn’t put up the timber pergola they’d spent months planning. They’d done everything by the book—checked the survey, looked at the floorboards, even the damp proof course—but they’d completely […]
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I was halfway up a rickety extension ladder last Tuesday, balanced precariously against a mid-Victorian gable, when a sudden gust of wind sent a handful of wet silt right into my eyes. It’s a messy, humbling business, and it’s exactly why most people avoid learning how to clear gutters safely until they see a damp […]
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I was out in the garden last Tuesday, trying to mend a section of the dry stone wall near the old granary—built, as I recall, around 1840—when I found myself squinting so hard at a loose coping stone that my head began to throb. It wasn’t the sun, though it was bright enough, and it […]
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I was standing on the corner of High Street last Tuesday, watching a young couple stare blankly at a planning notice pinned to a lime tree, when it hit me just how much nonsense is floating around regarding conservation area rules explained. They looked like they were waiting for a sign from above, rather than […]
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I was out walking the bridleway towards the old mill—the one with the flintwork dating back to the mid-1800s—when I spotted a discarded crisp packet wedged deep in a hawthorn hedge. It’s a small thing, but it’s part of a growing nuisance that makes our lanes look neglected. Now, I’ve seen some people approach organising […]
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You don’t need a fancy electric mixer or a degree in culinary arts to master this; in fact, most of those complicated recipes you see online are just making things harder than they need to be. I remember my wife, Margaret, used to insist that if you didn’t have the exact right temperature for the […]
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I was standing in my back garden last Tuesday, watching a particularly stubborn gust of wind try to do the work of a sledgehammer on my western boundary, when I realised something. Most people think that if a fence starts to lean, you just need to slap on a bit of wood glue or a […]
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I remember sitting in the village hall last November, listening to a young lad from the council talk about “digital engagement platforms” and “streamlined communication infrastructures.” It was all a bit much, if you ask me. You don’t need a subscription service or a degree in computer science to figure out how to set up […]
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I saw a television programme last Tuesday suggesting that you need a digital thermometer, a sous-vide machine, and three different types of artisanal sea salt just to figure out how to make a sunday roast. It’s absolute nonsense. If you ask me, most of these modern “gourmet” guides are just a way to make a […]
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I was standing in the aisle of the supermarket last Tuesday, staring at a pile of pale, watery tomatoes that looked like they’d been harvested in a different hemisphere entirely, and I couldn’t help but huff. It’s a bit of a joke, isn’t it? We’re told we can have anything, anytime, but most of what […]
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