I spent thirty years surveying properties from the Test Valley up to the edge of the Marlborough Downs, and if there is one thing I’ve learned, it’s that people love to spend money on things they don’t actually need. I saw a neighbour last week spending a small fortune on those heavy-duty, vacuum-sealed plastic covers […]
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I remember standing in the driveway of a lovely little flint cottage near Sevenhampton last autumn—built, I’m fairly certain, around 1890—watching a young couple walk through the front door with nothing but a look of pure, unadulterated hope. They had fallen head over heels for the mullioned windows, but they hadn’t done the groundwork. They […]
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I was up in the loft of the old rectory last Tuesday, and I tell you, the amount of heat escaping through those unsealed roof tiles is enough to make a man weep. I see these glossy brochures every month suggesting you need a five-figure smart-home installation or some fancy, high-tech gadgetry just to manage […]
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I was sitting in the village hall last Tuesday, listening to a committee member drone on about “strategic frameworks” and “resource allocation models” for a new community project. It’s enough to make you want to head straight back to the workshop and shut the door. If you’re looking up how to start a mens shed, […]
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I remember sitting in my armchair last November, staring at a pile of glossy brochures that promised “holistic rejuvenation” and “revolutionary healing journeys” after my hip replacement. It was all nonsense, the sort of expensive fluff you’d see in a high-end boutique in Salisbury rather than a real home. They make it sound like you […]
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I was halfway up a rickety step-ladder last Tuesday, squinting through a drizzle that felt more like a sponge, when I realised the problem wasn’t just a few loose felt shingles. Most people think they need a specialist contractor or a complete structural overhaul when they start looking into how to fix a shed roof, […]
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I was out near the old mill last Tuesday—the one with the rebuilt lintel from 1924—trying to clear a section of dry stone wall that had given up the ghost. I ended up halfway through the afternoon with a blister the size of a five-pence piece because I’d trusted a glossy brochure over my own […]
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I was sitting in the village hall last Tuesday, listening to a consultant in a sharp suit drone on about “strategic urban regeneration frameworks,” and I nearly walked out. People love to wrap simple things in layers of jargon to make them sound more expensive than they are, but when it comes to community land […]
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I was standing in a hallway in a lovely mid-century detached over in Chawton last Tuesday, watching a young couple walk through a property that had been “staged” to death. The place smelled of nothing but expensive lavender spray and looked like a showroom where nobody actually lived. It was all designer cushions and sterile […]
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I was standing in the kitchen last Tuesday, staring at a loaf of sourdough that had gone from being a beautiful, crusty specimen to something resembling a piece of discarded drywall in less than forty-eight hours. It’s a common frustration, and frankly, I’m tired of seeing those fancy, over-engineered bread boxes in the lifestyle magazines […]
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