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Author: Gordon Ellery

I have valued enough houses to know that a place is not its postcode. What makes somewhere worth living in is the bus that actually turns up, the shop that stays open, the neighbour who takes your bins in. That is what I write about. If I tell you a roof needs work or a walk takes forty minutes, it is because I have been up there and I have walked it.
How to bake a Victoria sponge cake.

How to Bake a Victoria Sponge That Is Not Flat

April 29, 2026Gordon Ellery

You don’t need a fancy electric mixer or a degree in culinary arts to master this; in fact, most of those complicated recipes you see online are just making things harder than they need to be. I remember my wife, Margaret, used to insist that if you didn’t have the exact right temperature for the […]

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How to fix a fence panel.

How to Fix a Fence Panel After the First Gale

April 27, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was standing in my back garden last Tuesday, watching a particularly stubborn gust of wind try to do the work of a sledgehammer on my western boundary, when I realised something. Most people think that if a fence starts to lean, you just need to slap on a bit of wood glue or a […]

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How to set up a community WhatsApp group.

Setting Up a Village Whatsapp Group That Does Not Descend Into Chaos

April 25, 2026Gordon Ellery

I remember sitting in the village hall last November, listening to a young lad from the council talk about “digital engagement platforms” and “streamlined communication infrastructures.” It was all a bit much, if you ask me. You don’t need a subscription service or a degree in computer science to figure out how to set up […]

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Guide on how to make a sunday roast.

How to Time a Sunday Roast So It All Lands Together

April 25, 2026Gordon Ellery

I saw a television programme last Tuesday suggesting that you need a digital thermometer, a sous-vide machine, and three different types of artisanal sea salt just to figure out how to make a sunday roast. It’s absolute nonsense. If you ask me, most of these modern “gourmet” guides are just a way to make a […]

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Fresh seasonal vegetables in Britain.

What Is Actually in Season, Month by Month

April 21, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was standing in the aisle of the supermarket last Tuesday, staring at a pile of pale, watery tomatoes that looked like they’d been harvested in a different hemisphere entirely, and I couldn’t help but huff. It’s a bit of a joke, isn’t it? We’re told we can have anything, anytime, but most of what […]

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Tips on how to hydrate properly.

How Much Water You Actually Need, Honestly

April 21, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was out near the old flint boundary on Sunday, trying to mend a section of wall that’s been leaning since the Great Storm of 1987, when I realized I’d made a right mess of things. My head was thumping like a hammer on a joist, and my joints felt like they’d been filled with […]

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Guide on how to get planning permission.

How to Get Planning Permission Without Wasting a Year

April 20, 2026October 14, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was sitting in the draughty village hall last Tuesday, listening to a young man in a sharp suit explain that you need a six-figure consultancy fee just to figure out how to get planning permission for a simple garden studio. It’s enough to make you want to pack up and move to a flat […]

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Tips on how to stop back pain.

How to Stop Back Pain Before It Becomes Permanent

April 20, 2026August 12, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was out by the old flint wall behind the rectory last Saturday—a fine bit of 19th-century masonry, though the mortar is perished in places—trying to reset a few loose stones. Halfway through, I felt that familiar, sharp twinge in my lower spine, the kind that makes you realise you aren’t twenty-five anymore. Now, you […]

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Benefits of joining a local history society.

Joining a Local History Society: What You Learn in the First Month

April 19, 2026Gordon Ellery

If you think joining a local history society means sitting in a draughty village hall listening to a man in a moth-eaten cardigan drone on about nothing but pottery shards and dry dates, you’ve been led astray. I’ve spent thirty years valuing properties from Salisbury to Winchester, and I can tell you that the real […]

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Tips on how to store firewood properly.

How to Store Firewood So It Burns Properly

April 19, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was out by the old stone barn last Tuesday—a sturdy piece of 18th-century masonry, mind you—and I saw young Miller from down the lane trying to stack his logs against a damp garden wall. He’d spent a fair bit of money on some fancy, decorative metal log holder he’d ordered online, but he was […]

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