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Author: Gordon Ellery

I have valued enough houses to know that a place is not its postcode. What makes somewhere worth living in is the bus that actually turns up, the shop that stays open, the neighbour who takes your bins in. That is what I write about. If I tell you a roof needs work or a walk takes forty minutes, it is because I have been up there and I have walked it.
How to object to a planning application.

How to Object to a Planning Application So It Actually Counts

July 19, 2026Gordon Ellery

I remember sitting in the village hall back in ’98, watching a neighbor lose his temper and shout about “the principle of the thing” during a heated meeting about the old mill conversion. He thought his outrage was enough, but all he did was give the planning officer a reason to stop listening. Most people […]

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Tips on how to prepare for winter illness.

How to Get Through Winter Without Catching Everything

July 18, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was up on the ladder last Tuesday, checking the flashing on the north gable—a bit of Victorian brickwork that’s seen better days—when the wind turned from a breeze to a proper bite. It’s that specific, damp chill that gets right under your skin, the kind that makes you realize your heating isn’t quite keeping […]

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How to clean a wood burner glass.

How to Clean a Wood Burner and Keep the Glass Clear

July 15, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was halfway through my second cup of tea last Tuesday when I noticed the glass on my stove—the old cast iron one I had installed back in ’94—had gone almost entirely opaque with soot. Most people think you need some expensive, chemical-laden spray from a high street shop to fix it, but that’s a […]

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Rural broadband community schemes for village connectivity.

Getting Decent Broadband to a Village: the Community Route

July 13, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was sitting in the back room of the Old Post Office last Tuesday—a fine little flint building dating back to the mid-1800s, mind you—trying to upload a simple photo of the parish council minutes. The spinning circle on the screen just kept turning, mocking me, while the rain lashed against the window. It’s a […]

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Tips on how to care for your feet.

How to Look After Your Feet if You Walk a Lot

July 12, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was out near the old mill on Saturday, attempting to mend a section of dry stone wall that had succumbed to the frost, when I realized my left heel was throbbing with a dull, persistent ache. It wasn’t a sudden snap, but rather the sort of slow betrayal you get when you’ve spent decades […]

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How to repair a dry stone wall.

How to Repair a Dry Stone Wall Without Cement

July 11, 2026Gordon Ellery

I was standing in a field just outside of Chawton last Saturday, staring at a collapsed section of boundary that looked more like a pile of rubble than a proper structure, when I realised something. Most people think that learning how to repair a dry stone wall is about strength or having the most expensive […]

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Tips for buying a house at auction.

Buying a House at Auction Without Getting Caught Out

July 10, 2026September 2, 2026Gordon Ellery

I remember standing in a draughty village hall back in ’94, watching a man lose his shirt because he thought a shiny brochure meant a sound structure. He’d been blinded by the idea of a bargain, completely ignoring the fact that the damp in the corner of the drawing room was older than his marriage. […]

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Learn how to make elderflower cordial.

How to Make Elderflower Cordial in the Two Weeks It Is Possible

July 9, 2026Gordon Ellery

You don’t need a degree in chemistry or a cupboard full of expensive, lab-grade equipment to master the art of summer in a bottle. I’ve seen plenty of people get themselves into a muddle with complicated ratios and fancy additives, thinking that’s the secret to how to make elderflower cordial that actually tastes of the […]

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Explaining what does grade 2 listed mean.

Grade Ii Listed: What the Designation Actually Protects

July 8, 2026Gordon Ellery

I remember standing in a draughty hallway in a mid-Victorian terrace near Salisbury, watching a young couple stare in horror at a crumbling lintel. They had just bought the place, only to realise that what does grade 2 listed mean wasn’t just a bit of trivia for the local history society; it was a legal […]

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Tips on how to start a walking group.

How to Start a Walking Group and Keep People Coming Back

July 5, 2026Gordon Ellery

I saw a flyer in the village hall last Tuesday for a “Wellness Trekking Initiative,” complete with high-vis vests and a spreadsheet for tracking heart rates. Honestly, it made me roll my eyes so hard I nearly lost my spectacles. You don’t need a mountain of expensive gear or a degree in kinesiology to figure […]

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